If you're a DJ,you've got one thing pretty covered - the fear of having people show up at any of your parties.
This is the exact kind of privilege that DJ Juan, one of the most veteran DJs in Kenya, under one of the most legendary DJ outfits (Supremacy Sounds) is enjoying.
Like all stellar DJs across the world, from DJ Calvin Harris to DJ Tiesto and DJ Sklirexx, who have the pleasure of inviting the biggest music stars on the planet to their parties,including Bieber and Rihanna and Taylor Swift, DJ Juan has planned to throw the biggest - most epic - birthday party of 2016. In a similar style and fashion.
One of the party's viral publicity posters featuring KTN Star Shaniqwa Photo/ DJ Juan
Its not going to be some low-budget, lowkey affair at the Maasai Mara slopes but some maddening rage of pure bliss and ecstasy right in the middle of the Nairobi CBD.
And to help the legendary turntablist usher in a new year is a galaxy of some of the most gorgeous and sexy girls on town.
Also, a heavy gang of big name celebrities from all spheres of entertainment - From Joe Muchiri to Shaniqwa to Frasha to Anto Neosoul and a host of big name, big butt social vixens are expected to show up and turn the F up. And DJs too...
The event, which has been aptly dubbed , shall go down tomorrow night at the iconic Club Rumorz along Moi Avenue.
Media associates from all the major entertainment haunts have also been invited and have actually confirmed attendance of what is promising to be one of the biggest and most groundbreaking birthday parties of 2016.
Dress code is simple ; a touch of red.
Could be red thongs,red panties ,red sweat pants, red shoes...red stilettos, red blazer, red car...Red anything.
Other DJs on hand to keep partygoers dancing and boogying all night long include DJ Blast, DJ Pascal and DJ Planta.
Fireworks and smoke has been promised tomorrow as thousands throng town to blaze it up, party all night and help Juan cut his birthday cake.
Nothing says 'club going up on a Tuesday' quite like this party.
I'll be there. So will everyone.
Dude, there's three things you can't afford to miss - Your wedding, Heaven and DJ Juan's birthday.
History is about to be made