One name wonât be called at this yearâs Oscars: the hostâs.
After Kevin Hartâs hosting stint proved to be the shortest-lived in history, the Academy Awards are hurtling toward a Feb. 24 airdate without a famous name steering the ship. Rumor has it that with options dwindling, Oscar-show producer Donna Gigliotti and co-producer Glenn Weiss will forgo a host entirely.
How different will the show look without an emcee and monologue? The last time the Oscars tried that was the infamous 1989 edition when Rob Lowe danced with Snow White, such an epic, unfocused disaster that Paul Newman, Julie Andrews and other stars sent a letter to the academy denouncing it as an âembarrassment.â
Suffice it to say, thatâs one piece of Oscar history that Gigliotti and Weiss arenât keen to repeat. In fact, the producers may see Hartâs ejection as a blessing in disguise: One of the academyâs oft-stated priorities is to trim the telecast to a slim three hours, and with no monologue nor a host to keep cutting back to, the proceedings should at least be shorter.
But will they be better?
Itâs here I should note that the host tends to be both the most overrated and underrated part of any Oscar telecast. Overrated, because after that first commercial break, the host pops up much less frequently than you might think, a format that allows presenters and winners to come to the fore. Outside of the monologue, youâre liable to remember only one other significant moment from any given Oscar host.
Sometimes, the host makes the most of these additional moments, as Ellen DeGeneres did five years ago when she pulled nearly every celebrity in the front row into a selfie that went viral. Still, with many Oscar hosts, you can see the flop sweat as they try desperately to will a minor bit into something bigger. The less said about Jimmy Kimmelâs aimless foray into a packed movie theater, or Neil Patrick Harrisâ recurring briefcase joke, the better.
Mistakes like those wonât be missed, and those who tune into the Oscars simply to watch things go smoothly will no doubt be satisfied. And yet, even though itâs a gig packed with peril, I think weâre still underestimating the power a host has to shape the telecast in ways both noticeable and not.
For one, the hosts serve as ratings-drivers: Not only are they expected to promote the show in interviews and commercials, but when the host is well-matched to the material, audiences often tune in simply to see what he or she will say. With ratings dwindling for the telecast, this is a bad year to skimp on a hostâs must-see appeal, and though Oscar producers hope to offset that loss by asking big names to present, thatâs hardly a unique draw. Most Oscar telecasts are already packed with celebrity presenters.
ABC has been so desperate to increase Oscar ratings that executives pushed for a new category just to reward blockbuster films, and while itâs true that the 1998 telecast became the highest-rated Oscar show ever in part because megahit âTitanicâ was in contention, 2014âs edition was the most-watched of the last decade, and that wasnât because best picture winner â12 Years a Slaveâ was some billion-grossing smash. Itâs because DeGeneres, that yearâs social-media-savvy host, ably plugged into the way many people like to watch the Oscars these days: with one eye on the TV, and the other on Twitter.
Kimmel, who hosted the last two Oscar telecasts, offered no such boost.
Unable to land a good zinger even during the best-picture mix-up involving âLa La Landâ and âMoonlight,â Kimmel droned through most of his material like he was thinking about his grocery list. Since Kimmel already hosts a nighttime show on ABC five times a week, his Oscar stint had no special frisson, yet the network consistently overlooked his uninspired stewardship as it searched for a scapegoat to pin those falling ratings to, instead blaming the Oscars themselves.
Might things be better if we found a host who actually liked the show? Too often, the academy picks someone utterly uninvested in what the Oscars mean to the industry or to the audience watching. (Hart wanted to appear on the show, but itâs not clear he even liked it.) When the host treats the show as an obligation to run through, cracking too many jokes about how long and boring things might become, it starts viewers on a dissatisfied note.
Instead, the Oscars should prioritize someone with enthusiasm for all this pomp and circumstance. Hugh Jackman began the 2009 Oscars in just the right way, bringing to the show energy and Hollywood glamour that was leavened by just the right amount of irreverence. In one of Jackmanâs most memorable bits, he sang that he hadnât yet seen one of that yearâs nominated movies, âThe Reader,â but it was a joke played at his own expense, not one that lacerated Hollywood for making art films at all.
No one understood this juggling act better than four-time host Whoopi Goldberg, who won an Oscar herself for âGhostâ in 1991 and told the audience then, âEver since I was a little kid, I wanted this.â Goldberg had fun with the Oscars precisely because she could, at the same time, take them seriously.
Iâm reminded of her 1999 Oscar-hosting stint, when she came out dressed as Queen Elizabeth â a reference to the subject of two of that yearâs nominated films â and landed one great joke after another: âGood evening, loyal subjects,â she said, âI am the African queen.â Unlike several recent Oscar hosts, Goldberg didnât apologize for what was to come. âThis will be a long show, so we donât want to read about how damn long it was,â Goldberg told the crowd. âWe know itâs long. Tough!â
Goldberg then ad-libbed, by way of justification, âItâs the biggest night in Hollywood, baby.â Find another host who truly gets that, and both the Oscars and the audience will be better off.
This article originally appeared in The New York Times.